La donna dai cappellini fru-fru

"Ordinary women always console themselves. Some of them do it by going in for sentimental colours. Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons. It always means that they have a history."

-The picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

I would add, never trust a woman over thirty-five who is fond of mauve and pink woolly hats.