My boss: "You're stinky, today. Really stinky."
Me: "You should smell me during the mating season!"
My boss: "Mating season?!"
Me: "Yes. I grow a reddish fur, long antlers, become really aggressive and spread pheromones."
Fuck, what do you expect? I started working at 7, at 7:17 I was already soaked of sweat and since it wasn't enough I drove for 2 hours in a backhoe without air-conditioning.